Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Things you never want to hear

-Woah, you're gonna be mad when you see this mess!
-Hey, where are the wire cutters?
-Um, did the police call here today?
-I think the toilet is plugged (after the second flush is heard)
-Any sort of banging that comes out of the garage
-Any random crash followed by "I didn't do it"
-Yips of pain from the dogs, followed by laughter

Guess which THREE of these I heard today!

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